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AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

cloudmancy

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

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nectarinejam

Mount Rainier National Park, Kevin Russ

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egberts

I have watched this 25 times

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shadiobrando

IM CRYING

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i’ve literally been all three of them at one time or another

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Not to get emo on main but you ever think about how the troop sang about their dreams of finding “a girl worth fighting for”, and they think their girl worth fighting for is one of romance, but the song abruptly comes to a halt when they find a different girl worth fighting for.

A tiny girl that had been killed at the hands of the Huns. A child too weak, too small to have any chance of withstanding the murderous invaders. That is their girl worth fighting for.

xxstar-bluesxx

This is fucking horrific

gay-jesus-probably

It’s also worth noting that ‘A Girl Worth Fighting For’ is the last song in the movie. Up until here, it’s a fun movie, and the imminent invasion feels like it’s just there to keep the plot moving, and to provide a little bit of drama to spice things up. None of the soldier’s are quite taking this seriously yet; sure, Mulan wanted to save her father from the draft, and on some level she was aware that he would die if he went to war, but beyond that she’s interested in not being caught, and not shaming her family. Her motives are good, but they’re entirely self centered. All the other soldiers are more or less in the same boat - they want to get tougher, they want to impress girls, they want to be cool soldiers. Shang’s easily the most serious of the bunch at first, and even then it’s just because training bad soldiers will reflect poorly on him, and important people are paying attention.

The abrupt ending of ‘A Girl Worth Fighting For’ is the wake up call. The soldiers and the audience get slapped in the face with the realization of what’s really at stake here. China is being invaded. Villages are burning, civilians are dying, and this isn’t going to stop until the country is conquered or the invaders are defeated. This is not a fun musical, this is a major crisis.

Mulan is such a good movie for so many reasons, but the abrupt tone shift is such a major reason why. It’s an excellent commentary on the reality of war, and it being a kids movie just meant they had to make their point without showing any actual gore, which I’d honestly say makes it that much more poignant.

taraljc

That moment, when they come over the rise and see the razed village is one of the best scenes in film. Period. Somehow, instead of giving me tonal whiplash, it took my breath away, and that’s one fuck of a balancing act.

cleanlenins

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hotmeat89

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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eastbayfatman

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

hotmeat89

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

lowtiermemer

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

hotmeat89

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

penguitron

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

hotmeat89

just shot a load in his wife

hitting-on-cullen

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

hotmeat89

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son